Cream Pie Sample Pack
Cream Pie Sample Pack
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"I just want to smell like a dessert and get f**ked"
If you are looking for a less complicated, simple, borderline immature gourmand love spell oil, our new line of creamy fruity and sugary sweet scents will definitely suit your needs.
We hear your call for the simple pleasures and basic desires in life.
You want uncomplicated encounters, Complex is not your middle name, being tied down is an absolute nightmare for you, If you are being perfectly honest with yourself, you feel like your HoePhase has just begun!! You just want to find some one that doesn't care about anything else but getting into your pants... we've all been there, its fun... that rose tinted time in life when, ignorance is total bliss.
Note from the creator: Please don't judge me... we've received Thousands upon thousands of requests for simple gourmand fragrances... and the names you women came up with... yes our long time fans bullied me into this...
I am mortified, I had to tone some of them down, and straight up threw some away.. scoundrels, the lot of you!! you all should go to jail for making me do this!!
-Love you tho! Thank you for making Perfume fun for me again.
Our oil base, a Highly luxurious and coveted blend of 100% cold pressed - unrefined, grade A jojoba, rose hip seed, pomegranate seed, watermelon seed, cherry, MCTcoconut, tamanu, and vitamin E oils. Allowing the product to absorb and penetrate deep and last much longer than any other product on the market. This oil not only draws love from around you, but within as well.
!!!You may want to test the product in small doses. Increase the dose if you feel it is necessary. Everyone has a different chemistry and may need smaller or larger doses depending on each individuals needs, test it until you find your perfect use!!!
The scent is strong because this contains real authentic pheromones infused with the natural ingredients in the bottle, but the scent melts into your chemistry scent within 15-20min. creating a scent unique to you.
Warning: We are not responsible for any pregnancies or any other coplulin related shenanigans, use protection and stay safe. Highly sensitive to light and heat, store in a dark, cool, dry place. Do not ingest, for external use only. Not to be used as a food or cosmetic. May cause allergic reaction in those who are sensitive to nuts, seeds, herbs, and common & uncommon flora. Due to its natural ingredients this product may vary in color, scent, and consistency. If you wish to extend this product just add jojoba oil (or other such natural oils). Natural dyes may stain soft and hard items/surfaces. Do not use this if you are pregnant or sensitive to natural items. The labels on the bottle are biodegradable and may fade. Sold as curio. Shake before every use as hand made oils tend to separate.